Sometimes, I see myself as the pig. Earlier this morning, while I was sleeping, I thought I was the glasses. It's crazy I know. But a lizard named Tim was coming up my back steps with a flame thrower and I had no other choice. I had to put the kids in the basement and savagely penetrate his earlobes while the neighbors watched. Did I mention that I'm available to start immediately? Anyway, I know it won’t help ME get a better grade, but what can I say? I guess I’m just dedicated to performing extreme acts of misguided selflessness. Maybe the real lessons of life aren’t learned in the classroom but in the monkey pit, and I’m the one getting a more complete education.
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Sometimes, I see myself as the pig. Earlier this morning, while I was sleeping, I thought I was the glasses. It's crazy I know. But a lizard named Tim was coming up my back steps with a flame thrower and I had no other choice. I had to put the kids in the basement and savagely penetrate his earlobes while the neighbors watched. Did I mention that I'm available to start immediately? Anyway, I know it won’t help ME get a better grade, but what can I say? I guess I’m just dedicated to performing extreme acts of misguided selflessness. Maybe
the real lessons of life aren’t learned in the classroom but in the monkey pit, and I’m the one getting a more complete education.
Love,
Mr. Carmen
PS My resume is on Monster.
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