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Thursday, March 31, 2005

Smelly Pillow

oh dear.. BWHAHAHAHAHA.. i like the pj's.... my real pillow smells of a mixture of ranch dressing and carpet shampoo

posted by Alan on Thursday, March 31, 2005 1 comments

Monday, March 28, 2005

God of Spoons

i had a cat once... he was the god of new mexico.. his name was Tool

posted by Alan on Monday, March 28, 2005 0 comments

Thursday, March 24, 2005

Hank the Frog

blowjobs rock! i love the look on the face... fucking priceless!! -for shaina

posted by Alan on Thursday, March 24, 2005 2 comments

Wednesday, March 23, 2005

Gong Lessons

lol she is a slut... you can tell by the look in her right eye.

posted by Alan on Wednesday, March 23, 2005 0 comments

Monday, March 21, 2005

Love

my tail hurts... i need a drinking game for this stuff

posted by Alan on Monday, March 21, 2005 1 comments

Friday, March 18, 2005

Gladiator

oh my!!

posted by Alan on Friday, March 18, 2005 0 comments

Monday, March 14, 2005

The Invader

yes.. thats how i like it...

posted by Alan on Monday, March 14, 2005 1 comments

Friday, March 11, 2005

Cigar

a cigar is a cigar

posted by Alan on Friday, March 11, 2005 0 comments

Monday, March 07, 2005

Jive Angel

i like the shoes

posted by Alan on Monday, March 07, 2005 0 comments

Thursday, March 03, 2005

Darts

Bullseye!!!!!

posted by Alan on Thursday, March 03, 2005 0 comments

Tuesday, March 01, 2005

Pollen

Pollen

posted by Alan on Tuesday, March 01, 2005 1 comments

drunk, alcohol, beer, booze, drunks, high, liquor, bourbon, whiskey, rum, coke, puke, vomit, umm.. is anyone reading this? i hope so. its for the ads you ass.