The Drunken DVD Giveaway!

ok this is the scoop... I was drunk tonight.. actually 9-5-05 and I thought of this little bastard.

I'm going to give away three, yes 3, DVD's in a slideshow format of most of my drunken drawings. with a crappy techno beat. (the dvd will probably be about 5-6 minutes long.. where do you think i work lucas arts??) Plus some original drawings i did from scratch.

Why am i doing this? You may ask... because i'm drunk.. and i'm going to make the slideshow so all you drunkards can view it while drunk.

You may ask, "whats the catch?". there is no catch... i will pay all shipping and my website is so small you dont have to worry about me selling your address info to anyone.. because frankly.. i dont know how. this is just another way for me to give to you.. my goods.

All you have to do is fill in the information below... but you must be 18 years or older, because some of my drawings are not for virgin eyes.. and i dont want to get letters from stupid moms saying "my son is a virgin he doesnt know how the world works.. your corrupting him!!!!.. i will sue you for everying you have" (which is 3 dollars U.S. and 18 left socks.. mind you.)

One last thing.. you may say.."you stupid american i dont qualify for this". and you are wrong.. i'll ship the dvd overseas.. i dont care. as long as your not french... well.. i have a personal pact with kenya about france... and i cant go against that. so all nations cept france can apply. keep in mind it will only be in NTSC format.

I will do the randomly selected drawing October 31, 05 and announce on the website November 1st, 05.. the name, city, and country of the 3 winners. and with an added bonus i will give the 3 winners (that i pick from a hat) a randomly selected black and white drawing from my archives... and if your lucky you may have some drunken "spittle" on it from myself of course.

so fill in the info.. and do it as many times as you like.