FAQ

Why did you create this website?
I was drunk one Thursday night.. and purchased the domain name.

Is your artwork really 100% sober free?
Yes.. all artwork will be sober free… perhaps I'll do the artwork.. but not upload the image until the morning after… but at the time of creation the artwork is sober free.

Are you an artist?
I think my work speaks for itself……. No.

Who are you?
Simply… Alan

Do you drink a lot?
Yes.

Why do you use crappy ass Blogger in your website?
Cause I don't know/don't care to know scripts.. you ass.

Where do you live?
I grew up in Kentucky, but currently living in North Carolina.

How is it in NC?
Umm… o.k. I have a decent job to afford my habits.

Are you a mofo?
Defiantly.

What is your preferred drink of choice?
Wild Turkey 101 and Coca Cola.

What is your favorite beer?
Becks or Miller light

Do you know your drawings are not very good?
Yes.

Are you a bitter person?
Noway! You could ask my friends... if they were still alive.....

Are you single?
Sometimes.

Are you an alcoholic?
Shhhh to say that word is a sin!

Where is the best place in the world to get a camel?
The Middle East or your local zoo.

Do you like strippers?
What an odd question… yes I like them.. but I have personal rule… and that is.. I don't like to pay for sex or anything referencing sex.

Do you think dating is a form of prostitution?
Yes… and sometimes that conflicts my personal rule.

Are you breast, butt or leg man?
I'm more of a left knee man.

What do you do for a living?
I'm a graphic designer.

For a graphic designer your web design skills are somewhat lacking.
First of all.. that's not a question.. Second of all.. I'm not getting paid for putting this site on the Internet.

I like your website.. does that make me a bad person?
Yea… probably.

How often do you update the site?
Whenever I feel like it.

Do Mexicans love you?
95% of them do.

What is your drinking to puking ratio?
I puke maybe 3 times a year (what can I say it happens)… and drink… a hell of a lot.

If you have a question… go to the contact page and send it..... you ass.